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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:49
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
YouTube is hiding an excellent, official high-speed Pac-Man mod in plain sight - Ars Technica
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Enhanced Box Score: Cubs 2, Reds 0 – May 31, 2025 - Bleacher Nation
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
71-year-old man makes history with world record for bench pressing - 11Alive.com
No go.
Next, they tried...
No way
U.S. blasts Hamas response to Gaza ceasefire plan: ‘Totally unacceptable’ - The Washington Post
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids